The Lois & Clark Concordance

We Have a Lot to Talk About

Episode 1 of Season 3

Airdate 9/17/95
Written by John McNamara
Directed by Philip J. Sgriccia

Entry transcribed by Kate C.

episode trivia


 

WHAT'S IN A NAME?

We Have A Lot To Talk About (if there's a deeper meaning beyond that it's a cliched thing for people in couples to say to one another, I've missed it, sorry!)

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!

Park with fountain – where Clark proposes.
Street near park – where Metropolis Formalwear is located.
Street – Unidentified – where Sandmarsh Espresso is located.
Daily Planet
Lois Lane’s Apartment
Clark Kent’s Apartment
Cost Mart – One of a chain of discount stores that acts as a cover operation for Intergang.
Church’s Lair – Subterranean headquarters of Intergang, an international crime syndicate, underneath Cost Mart store (as per S02E20 “Individual Responsibility”).
Joe Arlo’s hotel room – Unspecified cheap hotel.
Metropolis Museum of Art (METMA)
Baseball diamond

Outside Metropolis:

In space
Nuclear Power Plant – Philadelphia
Kent Farmhouse - Kansas

POWERS USED AS SUPERMAN

1. FLYING
To rescue man from mugger.
To Philadelphia.
To Lois’ apartment.
To remove bomb from Lois’ apartment.
2. SUPER STRENGTH
Carries workers from power plant in Philadelphia.
3. HEAT VISION
Seals ruptured pipe at power plant.
4. SUPER HEARING
Lois’ call for help (bomb in her apartment).

POWERS USED AS CLARK

1. HEAT VISION
To dry Lois’ clothes.
2. SUPER SPEED
Changes into Superman in front of Lois.
3. X-RAY VISION
X-Rayed underneath Cost Mart store (unseen).
X-Rayed at museum to search for bomb.
4. SUPER HEARING
Pre-recorded bomb message at the museum.
Lois underneath the table with the bomb at the museum.


CLARK'S LAME EXCUSES

1. “Can you go this alone a little bit longer? I hear a siren.” (There is no siren, he is trying to avoid talking to Lois by turning into Superman.)

DEVICES

1. BOMB IN LOIS’ APARTMENT: Trigger bomb rigged to an exercise mat, requiring Lois to do jumping jacks at particular intervals to keep it from exploding.
2. BOMB AT METROPOLIS MUSEUM OF ART: A time bomb attached to canisters of explosive liquid, with a back-up mechanism whereby Superman’s dense molecular structure will set it off if he gets too close.

HISTORY, HOBBIES, ALL CHARACTERS

CLARK

1. Had wanted to tell Lois that he was Superman for a long time.
2. Planned to tell Lois he was Superman after she agreed to marry him (“I needed to know that you would marry me, not Superman, not his powers, just me, Clark.”)
3. Fell in love with Lois two minutes after he met her.
4. Is apparently able to store small items in the rear waistband of his suit (engagement ring).
5. Keeps Superman suits behind wine rack. (Was this new to this episode or did it start in Season 2?)
6. Doesn’t cope well with feeling idle or useless. (Looks decidedly chipper when he hears a nuclear reactor is melting down in Philadelphia).
7. At 13, he began to get “really, really strong.”
8. Made the decision on his own not to reveal his superpowers to anyone, in an effort to fit in.
9. Was afraid he was always going to be alone.
10. Used to fly up above the clouds and drift, not knowing where he fit in.

LOIS

1. Guessed Clark was Superman just prior to his freezing her with his Super Breath (S02E22 “And The Answer Is…”).
2. Figured out Clark was Superman due to the similarity between how Clark and Superman caressed her face, combined with heightened senses due to proximity to death.
3. Finding out Clark was also Superman made her feel like she didn’t know him.
4. Hates wallowers.
5. Is not a fan of syrupy public displays of affection (“lovey-dovey newly-wed spew”).
6. Has very little food in the house – pickles, mustard and ice (in other episodes there is a lot of juice/milk/ice cream).
7. Demonstrates lock picking ability on a tool box.
8. Very fit: capable of doing jumping jacks at increasing speed for almost an hour.
9. Turned down Clark’s proposal because she felt she needed time to get to know him for “who he really is.”
10. Before finding out Clark was Superman, she thought he had a stigmatism when he lowered his glasses to look at things.

MARTHA

1. Turned Jonathan down 2-4 times when he first proposed to her (Jonathan & Martha differ in their re-telling of the story).
2. When Jonathan proposed to her she was young and scared, unsure if it was “a lifetime kind of love.”
3. It broke Martha’s heart watching Clark struggle to fit in, having to hide things about himself.
4. Lois is the first woman Martha has ever been able to speak openly with about Clark.

JONATHAN

1. After Martha turned down his proposals of marriage he “sulked” and “dove into his work,” ploughing up fields of snow.
2. Eventually realised getting married wasn’t just about his feelings and that he needed to give Martha time to be certain of her feelings.

PERRY

1. Used to play golf with Bill Church Senior.

OTHER CHARACTERS

BILL CHURCH SENIOR

1. Head of Intergang and CEO of Cost Mart stores (first seen in S02E05 “Church of Metropolis”).
2. Recently suffered a heart attack and subsequently had a change of heart about being a ruthless criminal (“new heart, new man”).
3. Wants to dismantle Intergang and give back to the community.
4. Married his young nurse, Mindy.

BILL (BILLY) CHURCH JUNIOR

1. Son of Bill Church.
2. Became interim head of Intergang after Bill Church Senior suffered a heart attack.
3. Returns from Japan to find his father is dismantling Intergang and has married a much younger woman.
4. Resents his father spending money wildly and pulling apart their criminal empire.
5. Gets a perverse delight out of sleeping with his father’s wife.

MINDY CHURCH

1. Bill Church Senior’s former nurse and new wife.
2. Plays the part of clueless bimbette but is clever and ruthless.
3. Manipulates Bill Junior into ousting his father and taking over Intergang (he doesn’t need much convincing).

JOE ARLO

1. Nickname “Joe the Blow,” explosives expert and former CIA operative from Atlanta.
2. Hired by Bill Church Junior to build the bombs intended to blow up Lois Lane and the Metropolis Museum of Art.

THE CHURCH GROUP

1. 4,000 men and women patrolling Metropolis in order to make it the “safest place on earth”.
2. Funded by Bill Church Senior.
3. Board members include a former Governor, a Vice-President, and a General.
4. According to LNN reporter Grant Burton, the Church Group have “taken it upon themselves to offer free auto assistance, safety checks of homes, businesses and all manner of public transport, management of busy intersections, teaching kids about community service, taxis for the elderly and the infirm. Even going so far as to guarantee food freshness in restaurants and grocery stores.”

PERRY-ISMS

1. “This is a newspaper, it’s either catastrophe or atrophy!”

SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION

1. “Come on, guys - I’m Superman!”
2. “Just found a job for Superman.”


LIFE GOES ON (other headlines that are generally unrelated to what is going on in the episode)

WAIT...WHAT?

1. Gold is a soft metal, but is apparently unharmed by passing through the Earth’s atmosphere (which threatened to “burn up” a space station in S03E21 “Through A Glass, Darkly” – a space station being an object that is designed to pass through the Earth’s atmosphere).
2. Bill Church Junior says, “If [Lois] connects [Arlo] to the museum…” while he and Mindy are looking at a photo of Lois standing in Arlo’s hotel room holding a Metropolis Museum of Art map.
3. When Perry slaps Clark on the back at the museum he stumbles forward, nearly setting off the bomb. It is unlikely that Perry would have the strength to knock Superman forward, particularly when he is tensed against any movement for fear of setting off a bomb.
4. The expression on Perry’s face as Lois and Superman exit the Daily Planet at the end is very much a “looking at Lois and Clark in love” expression, not a “looking at Lois and Superman” expression.

IT TAKES TWO… (Kisses and other couply stuff).

1. Clark knows Lois will be angry when she finds out he’s Superman, and she finally realises that he’s right – she is mad. Essentially, he knew how she felt before she did.
2. Clark knows Lois’ facial expressions very well (“It’s your ‘not giving me any look’ look.”)
3. Lois and Clark kiss after the bomb at the museum is diffused.
4. Lois and Superman kiss in front of a harvest moon in the final scene.

MISCELLANEOUS

1. Coffee vendor is called “Sandmarsh Espresso” and as Clark approaches it sounds like he says, “Hi, Marsh.”
2. Map in Church’s Lair: Intergang Group Centers of Influence – Greater Metropolis.
3. Rivers on Church’s map of Metropolis: Hobbs River, West River.
4. Daily Planet headlines: “Church Member Stops Mugging”, "Churches Arrested, Bomber Confesses", "The Fall of Intergang".
5. “An hour ironing my ‘S’,” sounds decidedly similar to “An hour ironing my a**.”
6. Balloon vendor: Creative Balloons, 701-1818.



Third Season Trivia

"We Have a Lot to Talk About"

Wardrobe malfunction? The outfits Lois Lane wore in the episode were picked out by Teri Hatcher herself. Unfortunately fashion fans didn't like them much.

The night the episode aired, Teri secretly joined a Lois & Clark IRC (Internet Relay Chat) channel to find out what fans thought of the third season premiere. While fans did enjoy the episode and especially loved the fact that Lois was finally in on Clark's super secret, they really slammed Lois's wardrobe. They labeled her shiny satin outfit (far left) the "silver spacesuit," which Teri insisted was ice blue, not silver. And though fans liked the white dress, they hated the gloves. Go Figure. The biggest smackdown landed on the orange number with the large laces which was dubbed the Pocahontas dress, or just the football dress. Ouch. Shortly after that episode Teri switched to plainer colors and designs.


                                                                          
 
Lois Lanes have historically, and sometimes hysterically, had a penchant for wearing disguises to gain access to places where they were unwelcome. However, some disguises were more useful than others. Case in point, the classic maid uniform. Every television Lois Lane from Noel Neill (Adventures of Superman) to Erica Durance (Smallville), stood side-by-side with Teri Hatcher as they dusted the digs of the bad guys snooping for clues.



Superman's line "all things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia," was a line attributed to comedian W. C. Fields. More specifically, attributed to his epitaph. Yes, for a long time there was an urban legend that the phrase appeared on his tombstone.

Alas, it's untrue. The actual phrase “Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia” was a suggested epitaph joke he made in a 1925 interview in Vanity Fair magazine. His real epitaph merely gives his name and birth and death years (1880 - 1946).

In this case screenwriter John McNamara apparently chose that line because of the nuclear meltdown location, which implied that Clark would rather be facing a nuclear disaster than Lois Lane's wrath. Who wouldn't?
 




Why, you might ask, is Smallville intruding on Lois & Clark trivia? Because the Smallville episode "Arrival" (2005) ripped off a scene from "We Have a Lot to Talk About." It wasn't the first time their writers lifted something from L&C, or the last, but it was the most blatant.

Clark's gal pal Chloe Sullivan finally learned Clark's secret. He rescued her from freezing to death in the arctic and got her to a hospital in the Yukon. On the TV in her room was a newscast of a second meteor shower pummeling Smallville. Chloe told Clark to "go" and save the people of his hometown because they needed him more than she did at that moment. When he didn't move immediately, she said "go" more emphatically. As he whooshed off at super speed, she whispered "whoa."




L&C fans instantly recognized it as a rip-off of the scene from "We Have a Lot to Talk About" where Lois and Clark's argument over his secret was interrupted by a cry for help. Lois told him to "go" help the person in distress, but when he hesitated, she said "go" more emphatically. He removed his glasses and spun into the Superman costume. He then whooshed off and Lois breathlessly whispered "wow," although ironically the script used "whoa."

The Smallville scene was far too similar to be a mere coincidence. Did the writer assume that a decade was long enough for everyone, including big fans, to forget Lois & Clark? Did the writer view the scene years ago and unintentionally resurrect it? The answer is unknown, but if they had to steal, at least they stole from the best. 

Lastly, "We Have a Lot to Talk About" was the first of four episodes that indicated Batman and his city ("a little louder, I don't think they heard you in Gotham City") were a real part of the Lois & Clark universe. The truth is Warner Bros had released the latest Batman movie (Batman Forever) and L&C gave it a subtle plug. Not that it helped the Kilmer version.