The Lois & Clark Concordance

The Eyes Have It

Episode 12 of Season 2

Airdate 1/22/95
Teleplay by Kathy McCormick
Story by Kathy McCormick & Grant Rosenberg
Directed by Bill D'elia

Entry transcribed by Bev K.

episode trivia


 

What's in a Name? (episode title significance)

"The Eyes Have It" is an obvious pun on the voting outcome of "the ayes (yes votes) have it (carry the vote)." 

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! (A FOLC guide to Metropolis)

1- Daily Planet: newsroom:
…a- Clark’s desk, where he talks to Mayson, Perry and where the Faraday device is located
…b- Lois’s desk, where she promises to tell Jimmy the secret to success with woman, but instead spouts her first knowledge ‘leak’
2- Lois’s Apartment, where most of the episode takes place
3- Clark’s Apartment doorway, where the Kents try to break into the apartment and Jimmy helps them
4- Leit’s Laboratory, where Lois is taken after being kidnapped off the street
5- City Park meeting place, where Superman is blinded
6- Streets of Metropolis:
…a- Carter Street neighborhood, where Clark/Superman has a few misadventures
…b- shopping district, where Lois is kidnapped as Jonathan watches helplessly
7- STAR Labs exterior- where the real Dr. Bannergy is attacked, knocked unconscious and locked in the back of his own car

POWERS USED AS SUPERMAN

Flight- reaches Lois in time to rescue her from the informant she went to meet in the park
Strength- accidentally pushes a parked car forward to crash into another one
Invulnerability- puts out a cooking fire at Lois’ apartment
Speed- flashes through the newsroom to reach the breaker box for the floor
Hearing- hears the Kents as they approach Lois’ apartment door
Vision- uses it to destroy the Faraday device
Breath- momentarily distracts Leit and Munch by sending them reeling and blowing papers and other objects off desks as they search for the Faraday pen

POWERS USED AS CLARK

Hearing- he listens in on Lois’ phone call while Mayson is describing her cabin in the mountains

HINT! HINT! (for the galactically stupid)

In this case, Mayson Drake is the one missing all the hints: Clark is nowhere to be found while Superman has been blinded and can’t carry on as usual; his parents show up and instead of looking for their son, hang around Lois’ apartment helping Superman with his problem.
Even people who don’t like Superman but love Clark can be galactically stupid.

CLARK’S LAME EXCUSES

Apparently not a single one comes to mind for why he was missing for three days during a Superman crisis.

DEVICES

1- a writing pen shaped invention capable of transferring knowledge directly to the brain through the eye by way of a beam of light
2- a flashlight-type of device which emits infrared and ultraviolet light beams mixed with visible light to allow the user to aim the beams
3- lock picks and locks

BEEN THERE (Clark’s travels)

N/A

SAY WHAT?
(Clark’s languages)

N/A

HISTORY, HOBBIES, ALL CHARACTERS



CLARK KENT/SUPERMAN

1- arrives at Lois’ and asks if she wants the coroner to take a look at her, she does not
2- reading a scientific magazine, announces only 8 people on Earth are capable of understanding Faraday’s theories- and he is not one of them
3- calls the magazine to see if they have any information on Faraday’s whereabouts the past few years, but they can only tell him when they last published an article about him
4- in his opinion one of the big problems with this world is disposable products, relationships, lives
5- “If everything is expendable, what happens to friendships?” he asks.
6- fiddles with the pen and discovers it’s “a flashlight”
7- is pleased to see Mayson but is distracted by Lois’ getting a phone call, which he listens to using his hearing
8- responding to her suggestion, says, “That sounds great, Mayson…” but is interrupted by Perry before he can say more
9- watches helplessly as Mayson leaves with his answer unfinished and Perry launches into a story
10- knowing Lois wasn’t truthful about the phone call she received, he apparently looks for her as soon as he gets away from Perry
11- blinded by the men with Lois in the park, takes her home, breaks her window and asks if he can stay on her couch for the night
12- the following morning he tells her his blindness is newsworthy and if the criminal element knew of it they would have a field day
13- when she asks, tells Lois she can tell Clark about it “if you see him”
14- wonders if STAR Labs might have someone on staff who might help him
15- tells Lois when the bacon she is cooking for him is burning- it is on fire and he puts it out by putting his hand over it
16- finds casual clothing somewhere and leaves the apartment to find a public telephone and has a few mishaps on the street
17- calls his parents from a phone booth in front of Lois’ apartment and changes out of the clothes he’s wearing and into the Superman suit when he hears a mugging happening nearby
18- by luck and coincidence, he stops the mugging and helps the victim, a blind man, but the mugger gets away
19- is trying to make hot chocolate when there is a knock at the door and he answers it to find Dr. Bannergy and his assistant, Mr. Gomez, have arrived, unaware it is the men who blinded him
20- when Lois arrives she recognizes the men and calls a warning, and Superman grabs the man in front of him and hears a struggle between Lois and the other “Gomez”
21- calls her to see if she’s safe and when she doesn’t answer, he lets go of his prisoner and calls her again, but she doesn’t answer until both men have run out of the apartment and she has closed the door behind them
22- tries to defend Clark’s absence to an angry Lois until she reveals she thinks Clark is in the mountains with Mayson Drake and stuns him into silence
23- later he tells Lois the Kents are about to knock at her door- he hears them approaching in the hallway
24- tells Martha he and Lois are always glad to see them, then asks Lois if she has oolong tea
25- paces restlessly at Lois’ apartment while waiting for Mayson Drake to arrive
26- recognizes Mayson’s description of the Faraday device after she explains how it works and what it looks like
27- refuses to tell her where it is, and won’t let her call the police
28- knows the kidnappers will make Lois tell where it is and having the police show up will put her in more danger
29- throws himself out of Lois’s window and crashes to the ground
30- gets to his feet and whistles for a passing taxi, telling the driver to take him to the Daily Planet
31- knowing the layout of the Daily Planet building so well, he is able to make his way to the newsroom, find the junction boxes for the floor and shut off the lights
32- zips quickly by his desk and takes the penlight from the pencil holder and retreats to the elevator area
33- uses the darkness to his advantage in helping Lois escape and by throwing the Faraday device far enough away from the kidnappers to make them look for it
34- as his eyesight clears, thanks to Lois, he sees Leit and Munch exchanging possession of the penlight and zaps it with his vision, causing it to light up brightly and apparently fill both men with electric shocks before it is destroyed
35- apparently his parents never mentioned his supposed “date “ with Mayson, because he arrives at work Tuesday morning and is puzzled by the behavior of Lois, Perry, Jimmy- and Mayson


LOIS LANE

1- takes her trash out late at night when most of her neighbors are in bed
2- tells Clark she prefers doctors who have live patients
3- repeatedly asks Mayson who the dead man is and is finally told he is Dr. Neal Faraday
4- the name means nothing to her but she assures Mayson it will because she’s going to learn all there is to know about him
5- takes the Faraday penlight from her pencil holder and puts it in her briefcase
6- finds quite a bit of information on Faraday but nothing to explain his disappearance three years earlier
7- wonders why no one has ever heard of Faraday if he is famous in scientific circles
8-bewilders herself and Clark when she seemingly explains an excerpt of one of Faraday’s theories after he reads it aloud
9- tosses the Faraday pen into the trash when it doesn’t work for Jimmy, but gives it to Clark when he chastises her for throwing away a perfectly good pen that might just need a refill
10- answers her telephone while listening in on Clark and Mayson and finds it is a caller who wants to meet her in Metropolitan Park with information about Faraday
11- tells Clark the call was not important and leaves the newsroom hurriedly
12- arrives at the meeting place in the park to find she is alone and calls out
13- two men appear from behind a tree and a light is suddenly shone in her face and she identifies herself
14- a male voice asks her for the “Faraday device” but she doesn’t know what it is
15- the voice then asks where Superman is and she dismisses the question to remind the voice he promised her information about Dr. Faraday
16- becomes nervous about being there after the voice asks if it’s true Superman always comes to her rescue when he’s needed
17- tells him it’s a theory she doesn’t want to put to the test just as Superman drops to the ground between her and the other two men
18- after a gunshot she is grabbed by Superman and they fly away from the scene
19- asks Superman why he is flying so slowly, not that she is complaining, and discovers he can’t see
20- directs him to the open window of her apartment and alights safely, but has trouble giving accurate directions to him
21- once he is inside, she leads him to a chair and offers to call someone for him
22- is surprised when he asks to sleep on her couch- “You sleep?!”- but quickly assures him she didn’t think he was some kind of, “I don’t know, bat that flies around all night”
23- though he breaks a lamp with an expansive gesture, she tells him he is not imposing on her and can stay
24- fixes breakfast for Superman- orange juice and burned bacon- offers him Pop-Tarts in place of the ruined bacon
25- Matt, her contact, tells her Dr. Bannergy is the best at STAR Labs and she calls her apartment to tell Superman Bannergy is on his way there
26- tells Perry that even Clark will get all feeble-minded when a kind of attractive woman like Mayson bats their eyes at him- adding, “If a spin wheel’s geared internally with a pinion, the wheels rotate in the same direction.”
27- arriving home, and after a brief confrontation with the men who blinded Superman in the park, she tells Superman she is angry at Clark for not being here when his two best friends need him most
28- is puzzled why Clark’s parents have come to her apartment, but politely invites them in
29- angrily tells Jonathan she can’t understand why Clark would go away for a weekend with a women he hardly knows, now of all times- but admits he doesn’t know what has happened and apologizes, saying she knows Clark is a good person and a good friend
30- as she talks to Jonathan, a car screeches to halt beside her Jeep and a man jumps out and grabs her, forcing her into the back seat
31- she tells her kidnappers she would tell them where the device was if she knew because Superman is more important to her than that “stupid thingamajig”
32- realizes Dr. Faraday used his device on her and that is why she is aware of things in her brain that “I don’t know how they got there”
33- refuses to tell her kidnappers, Dr, Leit and Munch, where the device is even under threat of death
34- tells them the Faraday device is at the Daily Planet after learning all she can about Leit’s device
35- escapes from them at the newsroom and manages to grab Leit’s device away from him
36- while Leit and Munch search for the Faraday device, she uses the infrared spectrum of the bigger device to restore Superman’s sight
37- greets Clark coldly at work on Monday, thinking he’d just spent the weekend with Mayson
37- demands to know where he’s been for the last three days after discovering he WASN’T with Mayson


PERRY WHITE

1- sees Mayson Drake talking to Clark and approaches to ask her how the investigation is going
2- tells her his reporters are having trouble tracing Faraday’s whereabouts for the last few years, too
3- jokes that he sometimes thinks his name is “Perry but” due to his reporters telling him “Oh, I tried, Perry, but…” or “I’m sorry, Perry, but…” or “Oh, I wish, Perry, but…”
4- reminds him of when he first became an editor and there was a reporter who was very much like Clark and, in fact, they could have been brothers…
5- asks Lois where Clark is the next day and assumes they are fighting again when she tells him no, she isn’t his keeper
6- is worried because Clark is never late without calling in, though Jimmy suggests he might have gone on his weekend date early- if Jimmy had a babe like Mayson Drake interested in him, he would
7- dismisses Jimmy’s idea because Clark isn’t the type to chase after some babe
8- exchanges an amused look with Jimmy when Lois tells them she doesn’t think Mayson is such a babe
9- asks Jimmy to process some film for him
10- is nonplussed and disappointed with Clark for standing up Mayson Drake, declaring, “I thought Clark was a bigger man than that.”
11- tells Jimmy he probably got cold feet because when you let a woman do the chasing, you’re buying a tux and walking down the aisle before you know it
12- tells Lois and Jimmy it was for the best that the Faraday device was destroyed- technology and human nature are a volatile mix
13- teases Lois that he might not be able to get used to her information leaks- answering questions with obscure, semi-related technical jargon


JIMMY OLSEN

1- approaches Lois’ desk while repeating a phone number and takes the Faraday pen from her bag and tries to write with it but it doesn’t work
2- asks Clark what it means when a girl gives you her phone number without you asking for it
3- walks past Clark’s desk as he and Mayson are talking and stops at Lois’ desk and both of them eavesdrop on the conversation
4- is impressed by Mayson’s invitation to Clark and quietly gives him an eager ‘yes!’
5- wants to talk to Clark, who is not at his desk yet, about a guy thing, but is convinced to ask Lois instead and she offers to tell him the secret of success with women
6- knocks over Clark’s pencil holder when she is interrupted by a phone call and tells him nonsense instead, and he leaves the Faraday device on the floor (“The secret of the universe yanked out from under me like a cheap rug.”)
7- helps the Kents pick the lock on Clark’s apartment door after first asking them if they knocked
8- reveals to them that Clark is believed to be on a weekend date, and knowing this is better than not knowing, right?
9- rushes back to the Daily Planet to tell Perry that Clark was so anxious to start his weekend date with Mayson that he forgot his parents were coming to visit over the weekend!
10- is very disappointed when Clark does not report for work and so misses his “date”
11- wonders why Clark gave it up after she came on to him
12- crestfallen, he takes Perry’s film and goes to the dark room, unaware he has kicked the Faraday device into the room as he entered
13- as he leaves, he sees it and picks it up and returns it to Clark’s desk, then leaves the newsroom for home
14- shamelessly eavesdrops on Clark and Mayson’s talk and shocks Lois by telling her the couple didn’t go away for the weekend, that Clark stood her up


MARTHA KENT

1- frustrated at the failure of her attempts to pick the lock on Clark’s door, mutters a child of four could probably pick it, but laughs when Jonathan wishes that child was with them now
2- explains to Jonathan a shear point is when the tumblers open up at the top of the lock cylinder, but knowing that and getting them to do it are different things
3- when Jimmy Olsen asks if she wants him to try, accepts the offer with relief
4- is as surprised as her husband when she learns Clark’s absence from work is believed to be because he has gone away with a date
5- apologizes to Lois for coming to her home but when Clark wasn’t home, she and Jonathan thought Lois might know where he was
6- pretends surprise at seeing Superman there and asks how he is- his expression says it all
7- as soon as Jonathan and Lois leave for their brief shopping trip, rushes to wrap her son in a heartfelt hug, surprising him a little
8- tells him they had to be here with him because “your dad and I love you more than anything on this Earth.”
9- scrutinizes Mayson Drake closely, upon introduction, before telling her she might know her son, Clark
10- with relief, tells Mayson that Superman is OK after he jumped out of the apartment window- he IS Superman


JONATHAN KENT

1- waits patiently outside Clark’s apartment while his wife tries to pick the lock on the door
2- says he knows why they can’t go to Lois’ apartment, but why couldn’t they have left their suitcases at the airport?
3- when she asks if he wants to try, declines saying he has no idea how to do it
4- after Jimmy Olsen arrives and tells him how, admits he still has no idea how to do it
5- reminds Martha that when they get to Lois’s apartment not to treat Superman as their son
6- goes with Lois to buy oolong tea, giving Martha some time alone with Superman to talk, and giving a longing look at his son before closing the door
7- assures a worried Lois that Superman is a strong young man, inside, where it counts, and he knows they are all “here for him”
8- watches helplessly, along with several passersby, as Lois is kidnapped on the street and is gone in seconds
9- introduces himself and Martha to Mayson Drake, whom he has called about Lois’ kidnapping
10- tries to stop Superman from jumping out the wrong apartment window, then observes that he apparently misjudged the distance to the ground
11- constructs a safety barrier by tying pillows around Lois’ bookcase so a certain son of his won’t accidentally break the glass



MAYSON DRAKE

1- responds to the break-in at Lois’ apartment after hearing about it on her scanner
2- reveals the identity of the dead man in Lois’ apartment
3- comes to the newsroom the following morning to speak to Clark, making it plain to Lois that she wants to talk to him alone
4- tells Clark she really likes him and though she doesn’t want to appear forward, invites him to spend the long weekend with her at her cabin in the mountains
5- when he hesitates, tells him to hear her out before he answers and goes on in a quiet tone about her invitation
6- is interrupted by Perry White and listens politely to his joking until she gets a call on her mobile phone
7- taking the call, she signals to Clark she must leave
8- returns on Friday looking for Clark
9- is irritated to discover she has apparently been stood up by him and leaves abruptly
10- called to Lois’s apartment and told of her kidnapping, reveals all she knows about Dr. Faraday and the man financing his research, Dr. Harold P. Leit
11- agrees with Martha that the device would allow the person who has it to control the world and Dr. Leit is definitely the wrong person to have it
12- finally shows some concern for Superman after he jumps out of the apartment window
13- does not go close enough to the windows to be able to look for herself to see what has happened even though there is room to do so beside the Kents
14- tells Clark that though she felt humiliated by him standing her up for their weekend date and thinks it was a rotten thing to do
15- is willing to believe what happened was a misunderstanding because his parents are such wonderful people she is certain no son of theirs would do it deliberately
16- doesn’t ask for an explanation, promises to never be the one asking for a date again, assures him she won’t say no if he were to ask her, and gives him a kiss before she leaves



DR. HARRY LEIT

1- leads the chase, with another man, after the fleeing Dr. Faraday, turns off the power for the entire building from the fifth floor to mask the activity when Faraday is cornered in Lois’ apartment
2- reveals he is searching for the penlight device Faraday was carrying
3- calls Lois, pretending to have information on Faraday and asks her to meet him in Metropolitan Park, easy of the pond
4- as soon as Superman arrives, uses his weapon to shine a bright red light in the superhero’s eyes
5- tells Munch, his accomplice, he doesn’t know if it worked
6- later poses as Dr. Bannergy and gleefully examines Superman’s eyes, shining his harmful light into them again, at Lois’ apartment
7- tells him when ultraviolet light is shined on some transparent substances, they can turn opaque
8- says the man who came up with the method of blinding Superman was a genius
9- assures Lois his reasons for wanting the device are altruistic: to give everyone equal access to knowledge
10- reveals the transfer is a two step process: the knowledge is transferred, then it must be activated
11- finally, he reveals it looks like a silver ball point pen
12- tells Lois there is an antidote to Superman’s blindness in an effort to make her cooperate after she refuses to tell him anything
13- demonstrates his own device to her and explains how it worked- ultraviolet light to blind Superman, infrared to cure him
14- accuses Lois of lying to him when they reach the Daily Planet and the device is not in Clark’s pencil holder
15- underestimates Lois Lane- a lot- and is angered when she escapes and ruins his plans


MUNCH

1- corners Dr. Faraday in Lois’ apartment and as they struggle Faraday is killed
2- escapes via the fire escape when the police arrive
3- doesn’t want to shoot Lois in the park to attract Superman (“Come on, Doc, do I really have to shoot her?”)
4- does shoot at Superman when he arrives moments later and runs forward to grab Lois but is pushed away
5- wonders aloud if the light weapon worked after all that- and repeats the other man’s answer with dry sarcasm, ‘You don’t know’
6- quietly searches Lois’ apartment for the Faraday device while Leit examines Superman, stopping to finish making the hot chocolate on the stove and drink some of it
7- sarcastically calls into question Dr. Leit’s uncertainty about important points in their plans
8- by the end, is getting tired of being the underling in his partnership with Leit
9- has a funny moment when he and Lois have a battle of wills, so to speak, as he pushes her into a chair and she stands up, and he pushes her down and she stands up, he pushes her again and she stands up…



OTHER CHARACTERS

Dr. Neal Faraday
-
a genius scientist whose theories can be understood by only a few people on Earth
- was chased through the streets of the city and took refuge in Lois’ apartment building where he knocked on doors seeking help
- forced his way into Lois’ apartment, shined the light from a penlight into her eyes and caused her to freeze for several minutes
- was caught and killed in her living room after hiding the penlight device among pens and pencils on her desk
- there is no record of his whereabouts for the last three years
- cut all ties to family and friends and disappeared


Police Officer
-
arrives at Lois’ apartment to investigate after the lights go out and finds Lois frozen in place inside her apartment, and a dead man on the floor
- tells Mayson Drake he found Lois in some kind of trance
- shook her and yelled at her to no affect, but she came out of it on her own after a few minutes


Male Tenant
-
during the uproar on the fifth floor, he goes to the circuit breakers and discovers the power has been shut down from there and turns it back on, shaking his head dismissively at the crowd gathered around Lois’ door

Blind Man
-
is accosted by a robber in the small park across the street from Lois’ apartment bldg.
- saved by an equally blind Superman who somehow recovers his cane for him, but is unable to point him in the direction of West 57th Street


Matt
-
a source Lois has at STAR Labs
- calls Dr. Bannergy the best scientist working at STAR Labs

McClain
-
a staffer who works in the photography department and called in sick
- mentioned by Perry White to Jimmy Olsen

NAME THAT TUNE

N/A

PERRY-ISMS


- “Clark, I understand how you feel, son, but I want you to remember that women are people, too. They deserve fair treatment.”- to Clark, thinking he stood up Mayson Drake because of cold feet. . .too bad he never reverses the advice and tells Lois men are people, too, who deserve fair treatment

NOT-SO SUPERMAN

-
much of the story concerned Superman’s inability to use his powers effectively because of his blindness, and while he has a few less than helpful accidents and causes unintentional damage, in the end he manages to stop a mugging, as well as capture Lois’ kidnappers and destroy a dangerous weapon prototype

LIFE GOES ON (other headlines)

N/A

MISCELLANEOUS


1- L.B. Doherty & Co., Architects, a firm in Lois’ neighborhood which is next to an unnamed, small café with limited sidewalk seating- both businesses have entrances a few steps below street level
2- though there is a small corner market just a block or so from Lois’ apartment bldg., she drives Jonathan to a larger gourmet market to buy oolong tea, fresh scones and other items
3- there is a bus stop, a telephone booth and a newspaper vending machine on the sidewalk outside Lois’ apartment bldg. – or there used to be until Superman jumped out her window and misjudged the distance to the ground and fell on them, breaking them, before bouncing or rolling across the street
4- 555-0648, the number of a girl who voluntarily gave it to Jimmy
5- West 57th Street, a street in Lois’ neighborhood- could this mean numbered streets run east and west in Metropolis, and named streets run north and south?
6- Metropolis Souvenirs, a shop near the market which Lois frequents, with post cards and gift wrap among their items for sale
7- 8, the number of people who understand Faraday’s scientific theories on the properties of light
8- Metropolitan Park, an area of the city with a well known pond within its limits
9- I didn’t add this to the powers used by Superman because we seem to have seen a new way in which he can use his vision powers. When he destroys the Faraday device his vision causes it to glow an extremely bright white, and while the bad guys each have a hold of it they react to what is happening to it as if they are being shocked by electricity, yet their fingers don’t burn as they hold tightly to the device. They only let go as it seems to disintegrate. Whatever Superman did to it didn’t hurt Leit and Munch except to expose them to an extended electrical type of shock. And, in a case of poetic justice, the bright light leaves them blinded.

10- Lois’ “Information Leaks:”
….“Bulgaria adopted the gold standard in 1897.” to Mayson after an embarrassing moment
…“The result would be amplified waves with frequencies equal to the sum and difference of the original frequencies.” to Clark, explaining something he read from a Faraday theory
…“Alternating current is deadlier than direct current.” to Superman after he puts out the bacon fire
…“The Pacific box jellyfish is the most dangerous animal in the ocean.” to Jimmy after promising to tell him the secret of success with women
…“If a spin wheel’s geared internally with a pinion, the wheels rotate in the same direction.” to Perry and Jimmy, explaining Clark’s behavior
…“In bodies of uniform density, the position of the center of gravity depends only on the shape of the body.” to Perry and Jimmy as they discuss the end of the case

11- even though the leaks seemed random, on second thought, or repeated listening, they did relate in totally left field ways to the subject at hand
12- Metropolis is a very green city with many trees and potted plants on every block outside businesses as well as residential buildings
13- “Daily Planet Archives Online Service”- a wealth of information for the reporters working for the newspaper
14- Pop Tarts, second choice for breakfast at Lois’ after the bacon she is frying literally burns
15- Carter Street ends in a T junction at the end of the block on which Lois’ apartment is located, and there is a small park across the street.
16- Someone puts a sign on a dead plant on Lois’ desk. “Lois Please” is all that can be read as she pours water onto it.
17- the dark room Jimmy uses to develop film for Perry is just a few feet away from Lois and Clark’s desks in the newsroom

MONDAY MORNING QUARTERBACKING

When Lois and Superman arrive at her apartment, after he has been blinded, Lois climbs into her apartment through an open window, then tries to guide Superman into the room with faulty directions. Why didn’t she just reach out, grab his hand and pull him into the room?

OBSERVATIONS IN REAL LIFE

Apparently all of his senses go haywire after Superman loses his sight, or he just forgets how to use them. He doesn’t hear a man talking on a public telephone or hanging up the receiver seconds before asking the man where the nearest phone booth is. As he is making hot chocolate he doesn’t smell the overheating burners on the stove smoking after he misses the pan and pours chocolate syrup on the stovetop.


Second Season Trivia

"The Eyes Have It"

The most iconic, yet ironic, bit of Superman visual lore aside from his costume, is the notion that he often changed into that famous costume via the use of a phone booth for concealment purposes. Even though phone booths have become extremely rare around the globe, finding instances where Superman actually used phone booths to change into his costume are equally rare.

The earliest instance seems to track back to the old Fleischer cartoons' opening title theme where a silhouetted Clark Kent is seen changing into Superman in a phone booth. Those cartoons, ordered by Paramount studios, played in movie theaters in the early 1940s to accompany various Paramount movies. It proves the power of mass media that reached much larger audiences compared to comic book sales. With millions of movie goers worldwide seeing Clark Kent turn into Superman in a phone booth, it became a part of the myth without even breathing hard. 

Over time the idea of changing in a phone booth became a frequent sight gag on TV shows and in movies. In 1966 there was an episode of The Monkees, yes, the Prefab Four, which depicted a line of people waiting to use the phone booth. One man in particular was very Clark Kentish, replete with suit, tie, fedora and glasses. Also in the 1960s, there was a an episode of the Dick Van Dyke Show where Rob Petrie pondered the burden of keeping the ultimate superhero secret when faced with changing in a phone booth. He said he'd be too tempted to pick up the phone and shout, "Hey! I'm Superman!" Even the 1978 Superman film spoofed the phone booth by having Clark spot an open air public phone with no booth. 

The Phantom Phone Booth

In "The Eyes Have It," Clark Kent actually used a phone booth to change into the Superman costume. This episode was also the first time the "spin" effect was used. The transformation required Dean to stand on a spinning platform dressed first as Clark and then as Superman. During post production the effects department sped up the film and added a blur transition. It was similar to the old Wonder Woman transformation spin from the 1970s television series, except that actress Lynda Carter simply spun herself around and then a white blob was superimposed over the film to cover the edit point where she was spinning in the costume. Even the series Smallville copied the technique of spinning into a costume (unfortunately not the Superman costume), but it did not seem as if actor Tom Welling was required to do any platform work, rather it was all done with computer generated effects. 

 

So Many Stories, So Little Building

The most confused person in all of Metropolis must have been the postal worker who delivered Lois Lane's mail. During the series first season Lois Lane clearly lived on the ground floor of what appeared to be a three story brownstone walk-up. However, by "The Eyes Have It," her apartment building grew nearly ten more stories. 

The henchman Munch chased Dr Faraday to the fifth floor (upper right picture). I lightened the elevator's floor bar (direct left picture) to get an idea of how many more floors were in Lois's building. Apparently her old brownstone morphed into a 12 story building with a very nice elevator.  

As for the most bizarre morph of Lois's apartment, that happened in "Operation Blackout" where she seemed to live in a nose bleed penthouse apartment in a high rise (top center picture). She was so far up in the clouds that after the villain defenestrated her (come on, how often do you get to use that word?) she fell several stories until her purse snagged a flag pole which was still quite a few stories above the street. There was also the episode "Season's Greedings," which, due to the proximity of the Christmas carolers (top left picture), would seem to indicate Lois was on the second floor, or back in her first floor apartment elevated a bit above street level. To be fair, though, it would seem that Lois spent most of second season on the fifth floor, but why the change from the first floor to the fifth to begin with? Well, it's funny you should ask.

 

 

Lois Lane had a habit of closing her door in Clark Kent's face. In the first season episode "Witness" (left picture), Lois shut Clark out when he couldn't convince her that she needed him to stay and protect her. She also closed the door in his face in the second season episode "Lucky Leon" after their first date. She said it was the best date she ever had, but for some reason that meant she could never see him again. Hey, the episode wasn't titled Lucky Clark. Poor guy, I'll forgive him for not noticing an interesting difference in the doors. Apparently the prop department refurbished Lois's apartment door and got new larger numbers, but put them up in the wrong order. I'm sure all those involved in the goof would simply take the Pee Wee Herman stance and say, "I meant to do that." 

This is generally where some fan head-shaking would take place. I'm sure the little pea in my brain rattled. How could they make such a mistake? Shouldn't the writers and/or producers spot the goof? What about the actors? Shouldn't Teri Hatcher  have noticed? The answer to that is probably no. The door was a prop. When she opened the door in both cases it involved fiddling with her keys and keeping dialog running with costar Dean Cain. Even entering the facade* of her apartment building, or just the apartment itself, gave no indication to Teri what floor Lois Lane was supposed to be occupying. The argument can't even be made that she should've at least noticed the mistake later when watching the completed episodes because Teri said she didn't like watching herself on camera.:-D Seriously, any animosity I felt as a fan over the goof vanished long ago because Lois & Clark was flawless where it counted. There was a scene in this episode that became a true defining moment.

 

Kinda-Sorta Trivia

This bit of Lois leaked info: “In bodies of uniform density, the position of the center of gravity depends only on the shape of the body" kind of relates to Dean Cain's flying scenes. He used to go on talk shows and use a stool as a prop to lay on his stomach and demonstrate how hard it was to stretch out and remain balanced when doing flying scenes. He said bending one leg helped. The real problem was the department responsible for the flying harness only had wires at his hips. That would've been perfect for someone playing Supergirl, but not for a man, super or otherwise.

Why? Because the center of gravity is at the widest point on a given body. On a man's body, it's his shoulders. On a woman's body, its her hips. That's why women can much more easily float on their backs, but men tend to sink like rocks. It's also why Dean tended to lose his balance. Eventually there was a cape that had a small hole at the top near the middle of Dean's shoulders. Did they finally give him a wire there for better balance and control, or was it just a cape with a hole in it? I'm not sure, but finally the bent knee flying technique thankfully disappeared.

 

*First, let me say the word "facade" makes me laugh every time I see it because when I first read the word as a child, I had never heard it pronounced. So, in my head I mispronounced it as fuh-kade rather than fuh-sahd. It became one of those family inside jokes where everyone mispronounces it now to tease me. Can ya feel the love? Be careful, though. Like most family inside jokes, they get repeated so often that sometimes they spill over in public and you don't even notice, as I've been reminded :-D Maybe if I'd first seen it written as façade with the cedilla I'd  have pronounced it properly? Nah. Oh, well, one day I'll go into the horrors that ran through my mind as a child when I read this sentence: "Helen Keller groped in the bird cage."